Ohhhh you would love our neighborhood elm 🪲

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My dream came true. At a cafe & my FAVORITE bug is harassing 2 people swatting it w/ their purses. YES I leapt up & YES I tried to catch it & YES I told them it was gorgeous, harmless, loves fruit, & is like a flying bumbling puppy. NO they didn't care but the beetle & I bonded #cotinismutabilis

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Had a dream that I was fucking a ballerina and then she said something like “told you ballerina pussy is tight” Like before we got together I was like “prove it!” Or something??!?

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is this just wrestling? like all scripted because there's something even WORSE backstage? either way I am hoping for a metal chair

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Here is my dog Gremmie, small and tiny but shorn like a llama. Plus the inspo photo, plus a before. It’s giving barnyard. Obsessed.

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