Pessimus Prime

pessimusprime.bsky.social

27 May 2025 08:45

Mum: Weather's bad again Me: Tell me something I don't know! Mum: Your uncle Graham is actually your dad

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

unfitz.bsky.social

27 May 2025 08:45

One day you’re young and then suddenly you text your wife to tell her she left her phone at home.

Opinion Editor @ Bluesky

dly.bsky.social

27 May 2025 08:44

people are studying graphs about Bluesky's numbers? do they know they have free will?

REwadent Evil

ewacat.bsky.social

27 May 2025 08:44

when you see a cute beaver instead of "Aww" you say "Gnaww"

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

unfitz.bsky.social

27 May 2025 08:43

𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 is my favorite song about inadvertently triggering an avalanche.