Pessimus Prime

Pessimus Prime

pessimusprime.bsky.social

I invented the internet See mah tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs

👤 Joined on 22 June 2023

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I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both. Pastor: These are very unusual vows.

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Ben
13 October 2026 12:48

Charles Darwin's critically-panned sequel, Origin of Feces

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Friend: Why are there 5 FBI agents sitting at desks in your bedroom? Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.

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Fun fact: front-facing cameras in phones were invented by vampires so they could see themselves again.

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Am I misremembering or did we used to be against cruel and unusual punishments?

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