pessimusprime.bsky.social
I invented the internet See mah tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
👤 Joined on 22 June 2023
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@pessimusprime.bsky.socialI will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both. Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Show PostCharles Darwin's critically-panned sequel, Origin of Feces
Show PostFriend: Why are there 5 FBI agents sitting at desks in your bedroom? Me: Ordered a small bureau on line and this is what they sent.
Show PostFun fact: front-facing cameras in phones were invented by vampires so they could see themselves again.
Show PostAm I misremembering or did we used to be against cruel and unusual punishments?
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