The Onion

theonion.com

20 October 2026 17:32

Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?

southpaw

nycsouthpaw.bsky.social

16 October 2026 19:34

however richly some of them deserve it, it’s notably only the women of the administration being fired over its poor performance to date

Oliver Willis

owillis.bsky.social

16 October 2026 18:20

HahahahahahahahahahHahaha

Ben Collins

bencollins.bsky.social

15 October 2026 17:40

I like how his gravied brain got him confused with the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana 29 years ago but now he has to retcon that with some fake explanation and the press has to just pretend like this is normal racism and not Alzheimer's racism.

radiobill

radiobill.bsky.social

13 October 2026 16:07

Christina from Jacuzzi bath remodel would be more credible