The Ultimate Worrier ™

The Ultimate Worrier ™

ribbons.bsky.social

A few sentient thoughts interspersed between BAD PUNS AND PARODY. My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex. I once made $5 online. Pronouns: Me/Mine.

👤 Joined on 26 June 2023

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