Now, you have an appointment with wardrobe in twenty minutes, then a meet-the-press thing at 11:30. Don't be late.

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Well, you should have thought of that before you signed – there are 100 000 action figures with your new design en route to toy stores across the nation as we speak, and if sales fall short of projections because you refused to play ball, you WILL be held responsible. Any other questions? Good.

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Forcefem via focus group. Yeah, we did A/B testing and determined your character is 80% more marketable as a girl, so we redesigned you. What? No, your contract stipulates your public presentation must be congruent with your role's brand identity, and "being a boy" is no longer on the approved list.

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Quoth the Aussie Raven, "G’day."

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All my political donations will go to the next DA who manages to meaningfully go after spam/scam texters/callers. (I know many of them are based in SE Asia, but some definitely aren't, and they deserve to have every inch of our runaway, bloated carceral-industrial complex shoved down their throat).

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