The application has remained stable since approximately 9 PM PDT, April 16 despite ongoing Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attacks. We have not seen any evidence of unauthorized access to private user data. We will provide our next update on or before the morning of April 20.

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As I seem to have returned to this reality from the parallel universe I was temporarily exiled to, I beg to report that in my crossing of the multiverse I observed many ‘realities,’ some worse by far than this one, so, gentle lieges be of good cheer as the dark night is drawing to a close.

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We are happy at Noodles from Krypton to assure any natives of that great world that our pasta is free of all traces of green kryptonite, and will enable you to leap fat Trumps at a single bound or sweep the straits of Hormuz with the new peace gas exuded by the greatest fart in history.

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The world may wonder why America continues to put up with the Madness of King Donald. I know it is because they are clinging on by their fingernails to the due process of law and hope that mid-term elections will flip the power and Congress can hamstring the old fool, if he is still alive. IF!

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