Patton Oswalt

pattonoswalt.bsky.social

08 March 2025 03:12

To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.

Eaindra Moe

mingalabae.bsky.social

28 February 2025 01:26

It is my birthday, feel free to give me your congratulations on venmo

ninjacooter (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦂⛧⚷🐦‍🔥

ninjacooter.bsky.social

28 February 2025 01:26

@cyzorgg.bsky.social is a fantastic human being. #cyzor #dating #no #respect

The Speech Prof

thespeechprof.bsky.social

10 February 2025 18:05

Next time I need to say “fuck you” to someone, I’m just sending them this picture instead.

The Speech Prof

thespeechprof.bsky.social

09 February 2025 20:00

On a positive note: Thanks to the extra money I've made on social media, my mom needed a new phone and I was able to just go online and buy her one (and add her to my plan). It might not be a house, but it felt really good.