wsferrys.bsky.social
The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD “Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway "Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
👤 Joined on 29 November 2024
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@wsferrys.bsky.socialAHOY THERE! “YOU GAZE INTO YOUR RECTANGULAR HAND STONES WHILE THE ABYSS GAZES BACK. YOU WORRY ABOUT ARRIVING LATE. I HAVE WAITED BENEATH THESE WATERS SINCE BEFORE YOUR SPECIES INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF TIME.”
Show PostAHOY THERE! "BEFORE RAINIER ROSE FROM FIRE, THE OLD ONES WAITED BENEATH THE SEA. ELDER GODS HAVE NEVER BEEN IN HASTE. THE FERRY, I SUSPECT, IS RUNNING LATE."
Show PostAHOY THERE! IT'S NATIONAL PIEROGI DAY ON THE FERRYS! #NationalPierogiDay
Show PostAttention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s whistle is about to play the cimbasso part from “Il trovatore”.
Show PostALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. cheknews.ca/b-c-boaters-...
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