jordan6573.bsky.social

16 March 2026 23:21

Single dad ❤️💯

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bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social

16 March 2026 23:20

I want to train a chicken to play tic tac toe to draw in tourists. But secretly the chicken (her name is Chloe) is trained as an assassin. She draws in the tourists as a cover while taking out high value targets. Things I should have done during the pandemic down time. Sigh.