Ok here’s what I’ll do: get on a plane, meet someone in another city, fall in mutual love after an insanely hot series of dates, become heartbroken once I realize neither of us is willing to uproot our lives to make it happen for real, eat some regional food, come back feeling worse than when I left

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I’m wearing my Cadillac F1 sweater at this concert I’m at and a guy walks up to me and says: “I bet you’re gonna be so relieved when they get their 1st point.” I replied with: “I will absolutely lose my mind.”

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with younger folk becoming increasingly militant in their puritanical beliefs, the humble art of mongling cocks may very well die out within a generation or two, I may be the final cockmongler in my lineage to sport the distinctive "mongler's grimace"

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Pink and Mad Mew Mew kissing each other gayly and selfcest style - public from my subscribestar :3

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no one is doing it like im doing it

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