Toby Bartels

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22 October 2026 02:32

‘Rationalizing that the male gaze operates at the "molecular level"’ (from the plot summary); that says it all, doesn't it? Jerry's not responsible for his actions!

Camp Crystal Jake Spencer

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22 October 2026 02:32

Seinfeld, the person, co-wrote an episode of Seinfeld, the sitcom, in which Seinfeld, the character (played by Seinfeld, the person), ogles a 15 year-old, so yes, you should think of him that way. In the episode, all is forgiven after an adult man looks at an aggressively flirtatious adult woman.

Camp Crystal Jake Spencer

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22 October 2026 02:31

Jerry creates an alt account before asking Grok to undress an NBC executive's 15-year-old daughter. George gets caught Liking the pictures on his main account.

Commander Quinoa

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22 October 2026 02:31

I love this concept though it does mean that there is a resulting sunset for how long good tech innovations can be developed. Every new tech that gets released that eliminates an episode of Seinfeld gets us closer to the day where all future technologies are bad. I call this era the Newman Epoch

Chris Sittner

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22 October 2026 02:02

Kramer would be the cryptobillionaire, George would try to replicate. Both would lose their shirts by episode's end. Kramer through hubris, George through folly.