zoo information booth attendant: -and that's all i know off hand about silverback gorillas. is there anything else i can help you with? >INVENTORY >Caramel Corn (Sweet... with just enough salt...) >Eat caramel corn in front of booth attendant? >Yes - No (WARNING: THIS ACTION IS IRREVERSIBLE)

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1) "without help from their parents" is not even true for the guy the article is about 2) the numbers are taken from a study by the national association of Realtors, which does not even include this data 3) once you do find the data, the massive, national news-worthy difference is 2%.

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you can hear the kazoo desperately fall out of my mouth just so i could get this joke in [Repost from 2019]

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Getting mogged by your judge is crazy

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in the 2000s people believed you could use economics to make an apple grow like an orange inside. that's real. Anyway I've been kicked out of yet another farming village for my cowboy ways and must reach a church before sundown. The things that hunt me in the night cannot touch holy ground

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