if a jamband ever decides to write a song called one of "banter", "tuning", "crowd noise", or "encore break" or anything of the like I will ban you and your band from relisten with extreme prejudice

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30 yr Phishiversary today. Freshman in college, kid on my hall (Mike) was like "hey my bro is picking me up, we have an extra ticket, wanna drive over or Penn State for Phish?!" Thanks dude!

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I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase – it's all in the game though, right?

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Today is the fourth anniversary of KGLW.net! We have a new blog post recapping what we've done in the past year. Thank you to our crew who make all of this possible. kglw.net/blog/kglwnet...

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driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

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