“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick

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*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly* me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!" my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.

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i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social

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I hate pending payments. Just take it already so that I can start the healing process.

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Same! The worst thing is that I’m getting sleepy at work around 10am - it’s sooooo annoying

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