💗: Woke up with a tummy ache so bad I couldn't fall back asleep, and now I'm sleepy and in pain. I also made myself homesick. You should give me a lot of money and praise to help me through this trying time.

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💗: Giving a new meaning when I tell you I want to take you home, but I wear you as a new bra or lug you to my car as a new piece of furniture I've been meaning to get.

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💗: Getting more used to saying "how's your reality holding up" instead of a "how are you" because deep down we both know the state I left your existence in is way more fun to talk about. First thing on your mind when we talk should be trying to remember all the edits I made and how you love them.

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💗: Converting all of your sex drive directly into a need to be transformed. What's that, you want someone to plow you until you can't walk straight? No, instead you want to become the condom for someone else's fun. Wanting to get laid is foreign to you. You need to change, and only need change.

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💗: Dropping the fact on you that you only own your profiles and accounts because I perma-TF'ed all the others who owned it first and you don't remember them. You're like fifth down the line, and a random neighbor of theirs. And will be until some cutie you pass by deserves new sneakers. Replaced.

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