He said GOD you’re beautiful I love your tattoos and when I see a beautiful brown lady I have to say mmm hello, wanna get married? I said Id cheat on you and spend your money,

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There's nothing more rewarding than nursing a kitten back to health after weeks' long struggle with illness and now have them try to climb your bare legs like a tree every time they see you and bite your ankles when you protest before zooming off to tackle a sibling 😹

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Still cackling about this conversation my friend and I had about dating app profiles: when I still had one, I wrote something like "I never want to open my own doors or wallet" 🤣 A very true and apparently upsetting statement to the men who tried to match with me 💁🏾‍♀️ thank goodness I'm Queer 🤗

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A gentleman repeatedly asked for BBFS. Obviously, no. His brilliant response? “I’ll buy you Plan B.” Cute. So naturally, I started discussing baby names, religion, custody arrangements, child support and who’s relocating. Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers. Anyway, I kicked him out.

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Just a reminder.

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