I love this so much. It reminds me of when my stepdaughter and I wrote a metal song together. It was called "Steel Wool" Steel wool! They call you steel wool! But you're not steel, no! Cuz you bend back and fro! You clean dishes good tho! And so we love you so! Steel wool! [it went on]

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trying to type ‘rolls’ into my phone shopping list but constantly typoing because it’s early and my hands are still shaking and thus accidentally typing ‘rolals’

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“I’m sorry we can’t continue with your IVF treatment your mother in law doesn’t think you understand what you’re doing”

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We did it for the love of the ga- you know what, that isnt ACTUALLY better. Interesting that they did model that, on purpose or otherwise

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except nobody was paying you to do it as a form of genocidal warfare

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