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lowrhoufo.bsky.social

22 October 2026 16:07

The replies seem to believe that the number one priority in fighting a fire at the library of Alexandria should have been minimizing water usage

rev. howard arson

theophite.bsky.social

22 October 2026 16:06

i made this as a joke but i would fuckin play the hell out of this game

rev. howard arson

theophite.bsky.social

22 October 2026 15:35

got on slide in a way which was obviously wrong to everyone but him and it got him killed. anyone could see the right way to do it. this was not the slide company's fault

rev. howard arson

theophite.bsky.social

22 October 2026 15:34

it is a day when they are doing exposure therapy for people who can't get on waterslides because they are too scared, and it has ruined their lives. most won't go today but that's okay. today there is a siren and they announce the stairs don't work anymore, so everyone has to take the slide

rev. howard arson

theophite.bsky.social

22 October 2026 15:34

sleep video 24 hours of waterslide lines. same line went for 24 hours when they built the one that goes into the underwater hotel in Saratoga, Florida. lots of waterslide line chatter. good terminology. line moving way faster than you'd think for one that takes a whole day