Genuinely offended Netflix just sent me a "we just added a comedy special you might like" email for Theo Von's new hour. Come on, massive corporation. I thought you knew me

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My email got hacked this weekend and I gotta say sending malicious spam is actually a pretty effective way to catch up with friends who haven’t reached out in years

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Me at any gathering.

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I have three unread emails critiquing a now five-year-old screenplay with notes that I’ve never done anything with from 2021 sitting in my inbox. They haunt me every day

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America needs to adopt the seven-day weekend

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