Jeff Bezos is wearing one of those fake chests that give you abs under his smedium shirt. Never have two people made expensive clothing look so cheap.

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Had a dude ask me why he wasn’t invited to the party. I explained that invites are based on reciprocity. If you are not 1. A good friend 2. A fellow party thrower 3. Introducing me to people 4. Bringing good food 5. Or having exceptional vibes You are not invited.

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meta trial starts tomorrow and it’s way out of my wheelhouse but the law nerd in me wants to listen anyway grateful in any event for the possibility, thanks to Chief District Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers’ leadership on public access, along with her colleagues in N.D. Cal.

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Whenever I have to small talk with someone I know I’lll probably never talk to again and they ask me what I do for work…..I just tell them I drive for uber

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Took an overnight @corsicalinea ferry from Marseille to Bastia yesterday. Had to do various work and online banking on the way and was horrified to learn that my personal data went through supervillain and career criminal Pedolf Muck’s @Starlink . F**k! $tsla $tslaQ

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