mattk-ultra.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 18 November 2024
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@mattk-ultra.bsky.socialIf your unvaccinated child catches the measles, DO NOT take them to a hospital. The same people who want them vaccinated will be there. As RFK Jr said, wait for the next full moon and gather thirteen leaves from a mulberry bush. Now, place the leaves into a cauldron blessed by the Toad Of Wisdom…
Show PostIf what you want is available on Amazon, it’s probably available someplace else. Preferably, the company that makes it. Jeff has enough money.
Show PostYeah, I noted this too. If you’re gonna steal bits from Stanhope they can at least give his drunken ass some credit. I’m sure Doug is happy his material is being flagrantly lifted for someone else’s politics when he’s now completely non political. He refused to say Trump’s name onstage for years
Show PostWay to take a literal direct quote from a Doug Stanhope bit and turn it into a meme. At least give the guy some credit when stealing his shit. It’s on Deadbeat Hero I believe. Keep farming from comedians. It’s way easier than coming up with your own words.
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