“Your Honor, I read the Bible and I never saw this Jesus fellow in there.” “Did you read the whole book?” “No, I did not.”

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just asked my tailor if he disavows the muslin brotherhood

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Gonna take the rest of the day off from social media, please enjoy this image of a teddy bear with a brain slug until I return tomorrow.

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Sua sponte orders are rare, but one way they happen is to have a federal judge scrolling through social media on a Sunday, skimming celebrity dresses and sport memes, and then there's a post where the President declares that everything the government has filed in court is bullshit.

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I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

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