Velcro Candy

Velcro Candy

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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt. Tall, witchy Lake Erie Selkie. Raised in the wreckage of the SS Margaret Olwill. I'm not a very good artist, but I've never let that stop me.

👤 Joined on 06 July 2023

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Pavel
18 October 2026 13:49

The perfect metaphor for Apple design these days

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"i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who kept me in a cage with a shock collar" ^Most of you irl

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Good luck out there today! Have a flexing pope for good luck!

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you’re the most old-school journalist i know, and there’s no better compliment

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SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

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