This years painted pumpkins but I’m scared to put them outside now

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Liam Neeson: I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Telemarketer: So…no on the extended warranty then?

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I buy lottery tickets every weekend because I am D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L

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Two years ago today I married my best friend. Happy 2nd anniversary! 🩷

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Me- I would like to reimagine our justice system and move away from a system of mass incarceration Random internet person- Have we considered violating the UDHR?

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