John Lyon

John Lyon

johnlyon.bsky.social

Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi

👤 Joined on 17 November 2024

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Shake on it? [the little face in the middle of my palm licks its lips]

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17 October 2026 03:07

*me confidently explaining the mess on the floor next to me at the gym “Poop is just weakness leaving your body”

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If you don’t like talking to people try shaking maracas to scare them away like a rattlesnake

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pound town, but it’s just an English bank

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I, too, shall pass.

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