wrestling control from someone is really good but I love open handed submission that's offered before it's even requested...... (fork found in kitchen. ily theobald)

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it literally rocks when someone hands their leash over and says "it's yours, i am yours"

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gooey putting a bell on theo and him claiming it's just his plate armor clanking when asked about it......

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chicken hopped onto my car to better reach my snack (chips and cheese dip) and then got scared cause she didn't know how to get down

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sports but no gambling posts? that's an endangered species!!

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