I brought colored pencils and paper to the car wash to keep my 6yo occupied but she was fake crying because I wouldn’t let her watch videos on my phone so I told her to draw a picture of herself crying but for some reason she drew Danzig crying

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My favorite spoonerism is one swell foop

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This looks like square barf

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🎶🎶 Hot town, punching Hello Kitty So adorable-even bleeds real pretty Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread… 🎶🎶🎶

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RACE RATING CHANGE: Alaska Senate Tilt D → Lean D Mary Peltola’s chances of defeating Sen. Dan Sullivan have climbed above 65% in our forecast. Alaska is a critical piece of Democrats’ path to a Senate majority and a potential 🔴→🔵 flip.

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