It's my birthday so I'm taking the evening off and skipping the Trump rally in South Carolina. I really appreciate all the kind birthday wishes -- they really mean a lot 🥹 And if you'd like to buy me a birthday drink you can do so here. Thank you!

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Cameraman understood the moment

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Yes, at his stage of dementia it will only get worse. My client accuses me of stealing their car keys every day, the other one claims I add secret ingredients to the food I cook to make them pee. They get fixated on something and it’s a loop.

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lets see if the new congress puts him behind bars or not. guessing .. not. cowards

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I love the “not everyone can afford headphones” line. As if it’s obligatory to play shitty TikTok’s on public transport and you can’t possibly be expected to go 10 minutes without assaulting your eyeballs with mindless crap

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