coffeedetective.bsky.social
radical appalachian, nonprofit workhorse, coffee enthusiast, grad student. i root for the washington capitals, the montreal victoire, and the downfall of 2-factor authentication. 30s. any pronouns. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 https://boxd.it/czIYX
👤 Joined on 21 October 2024
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@coffeedetective.bsky.socialWhatever you think will happening two story beats, it wont, but it'll be relevant three stories later and it'll be even more ridiculous with entirely unnecessary consequences to set the overarching story back again
Show PostI’m privileged to not have to think about my gender all that often. The main times it comes up is when I get a haircut and my barber calls me “big dawg”
Show PostThis is where I tell you to go watch Dr. Strangelove if you have not watched Dr. Strangelove.
Show PostOr a "Go Phils," after they shit the bed in the first round The only cheer we could make right now rooted in actual, honest-to-goodness successful performance is "Go Union," and the Union really play out of Chester, a half-hour drive out of the city, so there isn't the same passion for the team
Show PostAmateurs, Dad once wrapped a car around a tree trunk 30 ft off the ground and didn't need any fancy rockets.
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