Nerd the bodyguard

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(You don’t, but I’m doing an allegory to trick people into thinking)

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I’ve been humming this song all day.

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This is why we need an additional section of the vows called “the disavows”

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I think the answer would be he didn’t put her there, and he didn’t set her down. She climbed up from behind him, presumably with him kneeling, and he later kneeled again to let her slide back down. All done slowly and sleepily, but possible ☝️🧐

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