realty5.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 09 September 2026
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@realty5.bsky.social😂😂 Cats really do have a PhD in making us panic for absolutely no reason. You’ll be ready to call the fire department, and they stroll in like, “What’s all the fuss about? I was napping.” 🐈🤣
Show PostThe worst part of having a cat: You can't find them. You start calling their name, shaking the treat bag, and having a full meltdown.. …only for them to come yawning, stretching out of nowhere like “Wow, you're being so loud!"
Show PostMy life as a sysadmin: Restaurant: Hello Me: Are you aware your website is down? Restaurant: Yes we know Me: Do you know why it is down? Restaurant: no Me: Your domain is expired, you need to renew it. Restaurant: Oh thanks!! Me: OK I'd like to order now.
Show PostMy phone just rang at full volume even though it was set to silent to alert me to an active shooter situation in another part of the city. Now imagine I was trying to hide from said active shooter when that alert arrived. I'm not sure the designers thought this through.
Show PostThe girls * the most beautiful shoes on Earth #corgicrew
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