Malevolent demon does the whole "steal your body and leave your soul trapped in a jar" thing, but voluntarily gives it back after like an hour because it's never heard of the concept of chronic tinnitus before and what the FUCK is that NOISE.

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Well that's new, a nice satellite image of a B-21 at Edwards on Google Earth

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imagine being fed a question and showing up to make your dad proud and being humiliated in front of 270 million people

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“kicked out of the white nationalist vigilantes for not being able to pull his weight in hate crimes” looking dweeb. “texted everyone he knows nudes of a girl he never met to teach bitches a lesson” goblin. “volunteered for turning point & all he got was a polo with a spatter pattern” looking chump.

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The whole reason the video went viral was explicitly because it was not even remotely "heated" and Abdul immediately provided a calm lesson on the Constitution and the problems of bigotry. And this is how CNN frames it? WTF?

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