My wife and I have amassed a record collection almost solely by buying $2 records at thrift shops and architectural salvage places. All this to say is that yesterday I got a medieval lute music record, and now I'm writing fantasy romance while listening to it and it's PERFECT.

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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

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I’m never going to stop feeling creeped out by this pic of Gadget. I’m afraid to see what Chip and Dale look like in this movie.

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I was once again asked to "please stop" with my posts about the Oxford comma. After careful consideration, I’ve determined that I’m unable to abide by such an unreasonable, discourteous, and ill-mannered request.

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Dem: We need to vote to protect our children from fascism! Trans: I will vote to protect trans children from fascism! Dem: Not them. Other children! Vote to protect the other children! Trans: I will vote for anyone who'll protect trans children from fascism. Dem: Wny do you love fascism????

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