every day, somewhere in the american midwest, an extended family enacts the full plot of Umineko: When They Cry over the inheritance of a car dealership

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like imagine essentially yakuza 0 era kiryu becoming a real estate motherfucker overnight and finding 100,000 yen while on a walk, while the ushiromiyas keep having three stooges shit happen and all their money falling off a cliff, ending up in a swamp, eaten by a hippo, etc

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the ushiromiyas watching people basically just fall into stacks of money while they keep tripping and accidentally flushing 5 million yen down the drain

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i still need to actually go back and finish umineko but whenever i'm reminded of the fact that the ushiromiyas aren't just terrible with money, they're terrible with money in the middle of japan's bubble economy, i cackle

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looking at the box art to 1990 turbo grafx 16 Bomberman and wondering if these renditions of their outfits somehow ended up in Hype Williams' subconscious

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