can’t stress enough how aggressively normal she is in front of other people. they don’t know they’re in the presence of the funniest woman alive

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this was in the context of me having to quarantine in case of covid infection back in 2020 and she said not to worry we’ll keep you in your room and i’ll make exclusively flat meals for you :) she also threatened to feed spaghettti through the key hole one strand at a time. i love her

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@ectoplasmjames.bsky.social ...are the meals a corollary to the threat of being locked behind the door, or is it the concept of flat food itself

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i love telling stories about my mother to people who have met her bc in company she presents as an extremely practical and sane woman but once alone, she’ll do things like threaten to feed me only flat meals that can fit under a door

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just to give my non-american moots an idea of what it's like to be living in the us right now: i live in a very progressive, very liberal college town with the highest % of residents w/ college degrees in my state, and i saw a truck with "don't tread on me" vanity license plates that read "JAN 6"

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