My marriage can best be described as "werewolf and the haunted doll who lives in her house"

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Hmm. No word on my buttocks. It makes me sound incredibly boring, apart from the drumming, which I don't do at all.

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Never introduce your wife to Elden Ring worst mistake of my life

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can you tell this book was published in 2010

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OH MY GOD my meta was at work and the librarian turned on a podcast to listen to and she was like ????????? bc she heard me speak. turns out the college librarian fucking listens to @crackedivorypod.bsky.social and recommended it to her i'm losing my mind

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