I spent my birthday flying to a tropical island where I met Ben the paint. When I saw Ben I fell in love with him so they let me ride him even though he is a silly little imp who will crash into the jungle to eat a bush if the spirit moves him. I would fight and die for Ben.

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I think everyone who has said trump has been a Russian asset since the 80s is 100% right at first he tried to hide it but now be doesn't care enough to try

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you know you got a good airport lounge bartender when he makes your mimosa by filling up the glass with champagne and then making direct eye contact as he very slowly drips oj in

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There is much to admire in Abdul El-Sayed's response to the GOP plant in his audience. But one of the most deft things he did was to point out (twice) that our Constitution protects our right to follow *no* religion, thereby casting Christian nationalist Tommy as the actual religious extremist.

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well I did. and I got one.

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