i bet if skeletons were real they'd take several years to hatch from a meat cocoon.

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this has lived in my head for a week and I gotta let it out

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Today I'm going to be sitting in the back of a virtual f-4e phantom alternating between navigating and being spun like a tumble drier

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i always hold the best pilot callsigns are the ones that sound cool but have embarassing origins the best we came up with was "Songbird" for an OC who was increidibly quiet most of the time but belted it out singing in the shower

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I've declared independence from the Emperor and the Shogun, so now everyone has declared war on me at once

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