All writers should boycott any org or award that permits the use of genAI whatsoever. That's like giving an award to whomever can steal the most creative works while destroying the planet. Fuck these goons forever.

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[in bed with someone new] ME: i should warn you i get very wet HIM: mmmm…i like tha— his eyes widen in horror as i drench him in hagfish slime, tie my body in a knot, and wriggle away

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The 2025-26 Bigger & Weirder Tour is now history - huge thanks to everyone who came out to see one (or more) of our 165 shows! This is the video that played every night before we came out on stage - I made it with the help of my genius friend Liam Lynch, and the great Jim Meskimen, who did the VO.

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a year ago I was telling my therapist that I wasn’t so sure life was worth living. today I’m the happiest and most secure I have felt in years. I’ve never seen myself more clearly, and I actually like who I am. in case you’re wondering if it’ll get better: it will

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I don’t wanna brag but I was a very cool baby. I know because I remember

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