I wanted to do a sad/happy contrast with his signature flower. #calixtooc

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Goodreads, please, I read the whole miserable book. I can be trusted. I'm so cool and chill and can be trusted with your .25 star rating system now. polyculepaperwork.substack.com/p/goodreads-...

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i don’t feel strongly about the astarion novel but i do think continuously engaging with fans who are very clearly attempting to develop a parasocial relationship with you (primarily by ass kissing + going “teacher teacher! look what this person said about you!”) is weird

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Not only that but it would be far easier to tell lure someone to the palace without sleeping with them beforehand. It doesn’t make sense. I can think of 100 lies off the top of my head to get someone to follow me to a random place, and Astarion is apparently a brilliant strategist in this book.

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Ursula, respectfully, the fact that Cazador’s spawn were required to seduce and fuck most, if not all, of his victims is not about “my expectations”. It is impossible to miss. Changing Astarion from an unwilling perpetrator of Cazador’s sexual violence into a willing agent of it is grotesque.

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