He’s right, but but not how he thinks he is right.

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also: * still married * still have the lego death star * still have the suit so overall I think I make excellent purchasing decisions, thank you very much chase fraud prevention department

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told this story before but the very best time I ever got my credit card declined was the day I bought my wedding suit and then went to the lego store and bought the lego death star set the store employees were cracking up as I called the bank to explain that, yes, both of those were me

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The invincible airplane

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It's a key part of conservative ideology: "I have no obligations to you and I can treat you however I like, but you are required to love me."

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