ohnoitshelen.bsky.social
An idiot.
👤 Joined on 23 July 2023
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@ohnoitshelen.bsky.socialLast time I watched Office Space I really was bizarrely touched by his little vignette. Realizing he loved his wife and wanted to live, pancaked by a driver, LIVED, and got to see his weird little dream come to fruition. That's the shit, right there.
Show PostI'm sure somewhere in north america is a man who has had deep and profound changes in sexuality and POV who has an epiphany but is still straight, but in my experience it's the exact same type of guys who used to just cheat prior taking advantage of women who already invested tons of time in them.
Show PostMy most middle aged old man take but on some level it seems obvious every guy coming out as 'poly' in middle age is basically just a dude who is sort of openly saying "or I'm just going to cheat" and they've lucked into a point in American history where that angle doesn't instantly vilify you.
Show Postonce this kid in my third grade class told me his dad invented a nuclear submarine which could go in the portneuf river and could turn into a robot and a jet plane and i thought he was lying but i guess he's in charge of the military industrial complex now
Show PostJust been to see Verity, possibly the worst, stupidest film I have seen in my entire life, but somehow not as awful as the three people sitting in front of us
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