I take comfort from the fact that in the 1970s, a little known sci-fi picture called Star Wars came out and had this bit where a guy is lying his ass off to some rubes and he accidentally uses the wrong terminology, and then the next 40+ years were spent trying to explain how he was actually right

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This isn't a wheel. It's a premium large model wheel, which has been trained by destroying all the roads. We are going around and lifting up flagstones and tiles and smashing them as we speak because we think we can turn this wheel into the road god

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This is the printing press. Rogue printing agents have printed so much there's no more paper in the city. We are therefore negotiating with the city to always own all the paper. Your use of paper is obsolete, and it's likely you'll be squeezed down to be used as ink. Please buy this

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It's called fire. Last night, rogue fire agents burned down our rivals. It will burn you. This is inevitable

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The left isn’t weak because of infighting. The left is weak because every facet of our society and economy is geared to the benefit of fascism and white supremacy and it is the challenge of multiple lifetimes to dismantle all of that.

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