The Onion

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15 October 2026 21:09

Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting https://theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-excitedly-chases-own-penis-through-cabinet-meeting/

Todd in the Shadows

shadowtodd.bsky.social

21 September 2026 17:40

instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:

Steve Orlando (The)

thesteveorlando.bsky.social

13 September 2026 19:33

Hey! This isn't actually what's said. But Nemesis isn't mortal, she's a nightmare, a story. She is always that story, from beginning to end. Much like Nightmare exists as long as the human psyche exists, Nemesis exists as long as the First Firmament exists--which he does, even if he's locked away.

RTL3

russelllatshaw.bsky.social

12 September 2026 05:28

Samus: *screaming, chomping* Lady in her pajamas: nice

RTL3

russelllatshaw.bsky.social

12 September 2026 05:28

If Nintendo truly understands their audience, they should keep the ladies cozying up on the couch while smiling set to a soft piano marketing but then cut to Samus going crazy on alien monsters with chomping sounds