Whenever I have negative thoughts about my own appearance, I imagine a man saying it instead. "What do you mean a MAN says I'm ugly? What does this loser know, he wears the same smelly t-shirt every day. I am a goddess given flesh."

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Free use office girlie who's trying to give a presentation to the board but people keep putting their dicks in her mouth.

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*slams penis in the car door* this is my reichstag fire moment

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it’s a good night to get stoned, order pizza & see how desperately deranged the right wing spiral-outs get tonight in case we get to witness the birth of a new conspiracy theory

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Liberals getting excited about Gavin Newsome feels like a person who keeps settling for shitty boyfriends. Like girl, you can do better for yourself - stop thinking you can’t do better. There is a guy out there for you. Look, your bestie New York City found a great guy and she’s had so many bad exs.

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