Me: This edible ain’t shit My cat:

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the gray aliens told me: choose the cow. i pointed at the cow. the aliens were impressed. not everyone can choose the cow. then an alien took my nose. not very nice! but i’ll keep letting them do experiments on me

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They should make a holiday centered on scariness and being frightening and ghoulish.

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"you don't understand accounting, they only lost 8 billion dollars" oh okay. is that good.

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I wish I had some way of searching only for posts I made that are parody dialogue. Like "only show me posts where I typed : four or more times"

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