And sprouts. Honestly, Futurama gave me an unreasonable expectation about what brain worms can do. So, I guess thanks for clearing that up RFK abcnews.com/Health/41-si...

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My dog of the day! Credit to @ianlurie.bsky.social #seocharity #dogoftheday www.seocharity.com/upcoming-con...

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My 11 year old son’s crocheted mantis shrimp. She’s named “bullet” because of the velocity of her strike is as a .22 caliber bullet

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My neighbor has replied that he'll only sign the deal if I stop his neighbor's dog from pooping in his yard. To expedite this deal, I have set fire to his neighbor's shed. For some reason, this didn't solve the problem. I've asked the HOA to lend me their cars to drive, even though I'm winning.

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I have reached a tentative deal with my neighbor to keep him from parking at the end of my driveway. I only need him to read the deal and agree to it. I parked my own car next to his car, taking back control of my driveway, from which I still can't exit. If this persists, I will deflate his tires.

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