watermelonbloke.bsky.social
A person on the internet. May contain opinions.
👤 Joined on 13 November 2024
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@watermelonbloke.bsky.socialIt happened this morning. Thanks for checking in though.
Show Post“A big man came up to me—tears in his eyes—and said, ‘Mister President, sir, thank you for raising prices on everything. I know I’m helping make America great.’ He shook my hand, and said ‘My friends call me MTG.’”
Show PostWhy can’t we have nice things, like leaders who are normal human beings? 😭
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