Ken Jennings

kenjennings.bsky.social

19 October 2026 04:15

I have angered the “Vaping Looks Super Cool, Actually” community.

lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

19 October 2026 04:01

maybe it should have been called "You Can See Everything Except Anyone's Freaking Neck Or Shoulders". maybe back that camera up once in a while and give us a nice old fashioned mid-shot next time?? I kid of course I admire your work quite a bit mr. oppenheim now please put the 135mm away

drewtoothpaste

drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

19 October 2026 00:36

the easiest thing the government could do to make everyone feel better and have better lives is to stop changing the time twice a year. so the fact that we can't even get that should tell you something

leon

leyawn.bsky.social

18 October 2026 23:52

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

drewtoothpaste

drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

18 October 2026 23:51

the correct answer to people being mad about property tax is that the ultrawealthy should pay for the services that the working class funds with property tax. the ultrawealthy should be wealth-capped until everyone in the country is fed, housed, and has healthcare. abolish prisons. i can keep going